Make America humble againCap
Cap
Intellectual fraud. Expertly printed.
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The essentials
Description
"Excess eventually meets resistance"
— Alfred Nobel
The classic tee, done right.
An everyday cap, done right.
Fit & feel: low-profile and unstructured for an easy, broken-in feel.
Design: classic 6-panel build with a curved visor for a timeless silhouette.
Material: 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 35% cotton / 65% polyester).
Breathability: 6 embroidered eyelets.
Crown: 3⅛″ (7.6 cm).
Adjustability: adjustable strap with an antique buckle for an effortless fit.
Add a little edge to your wardrobe.
Size & returns
If your item is damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days—we’ll replace it at no cost. If a replacement isn’t possible, we’ll refund it.
Our products are made to order (we don’t run a warehouse), but in the rare case the size still isn’t right, we feel you. Contact us within 7 days and we’ll set up a size exchange for the same design in another size. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and we’ll cover shipping for the replacement.
Because we’re an on-demand service, returned items can’t go back into stock—so we donate returned goods to charity instead.
One exchange per product (same design).
Why we do this
To make knowledge and nerd humor part of the wardrobe. Every purchase helps make the world a bit more curious and less serious than we found it.
Thanks for helping.
"Excess eventually meets resistance"
— Alfred Nobel
The classic tee, done right.
An everyday cap, done right.
Fit & feel: low-profile and unstructured for an easy, broken-in feel.
Design: classic 6-panel build with a curved visor for a timeless silhouette.
Material: 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 35% cotton / 65% polyester).
Breathability: 6 embroidered eyelets.
Crown: 3⅛″ (7.6 cm).
Adjustability: adjustable strap with an antique buckle for an effortless fit.
Add a little edge to your wardrobe.
If your item is damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days—we’ll replace it at no cost. If a replacement isn’t possible, we’ll refund it.
Our products are made to order (we don’t run a warehouse), but in the rare case the size still isn’t right, we feel you. Contact us within 7 days and we’ll set up a size exchange for the same design in another size. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and we’ll cover shipping for the replacement.
Because we’re an on-demand service, returned items can’t go back into stock—so we donate returned goods to charity instead.
One exchange per product (same design).
To make knowledge and nerd humor part of the wardrobe. Every purchase helps make the world a bit more curious and less serious than we found it.
Thanks for helping.