Fake it till you make itOrganic hoodie
Organic hoodie
Intellectual fraud. Expertly printed.
True to size. Free shipping $49+. Ships from the US.
The essentials
Description
“The mask grew roots.”
— H.P. Lovecraft
An everyday hoodie, done right.
Fit & feel: soft, durable, and built for everyday wear with a premium finish.
Material: 80% organic ring-spun combed cotton / 20% recycled polyester.
Fabric weight: 8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)—substantial, cozy, and structured.
Fit: regular unisex fit that layers easily.
Pockets: slanted side seam pockets, built seamlessly into the design.
Details: same-color flat drawcords with stitched buttonhole eyelets.
Certification: organic cotton certified under GOTS & OCS; recycled content certified under GRS.
Sourcing: blank product sourced from Bangladesh.
Add a little edge to your wardrobe.
Size & returns
If your item is damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days—we’ll replace it at no cost. If a replacement isn’t possible, we’ll refund it.
Our products are made to order (we don’t run a warehouse), but in the rare case the size still isn’t right, we feel you. Contact us within 7 days and we’ll set up a size exchange for the same design in another size. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and we’ll cover shipping for the replacement.
Because we’re an on-demand service, returned items can’t go back into stock—so we donate returned goods to charity instead.
One exchange per product (same design).
Why we do this
To make knowledge and nerd humor part of the wardrobe. Every purchase helps make the world a bit more curious and less serious than we found it.
Thanks for helping.
“The mask grew roots.”
— H.P. Lovecraft
An everyday hoodie, done right.
Fit & feel: soft, durable, and built for everyday wear with a premium finish.
Material: 80% organic ring-spun combed cotton / 20% recycled polyester.
Fabric weight: 8.3 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)—substantial, cozy, and structured.
Fit: regular unisex fit that layers easily.
Pockets: slanted side seam pockets, built seamlessly into the design.
Details: same-color flat drawcords with stitched buttonhole eyelets.
Certification: organic cotton certified under GOTS & OCS; recycled content certified under GRS.
Sourcing: blank product sourced from Bangladesh.
Add a little edge to your wardrobe.
If your item is damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days—we’ll replace it at no cost. If a replacement isn’t possible, we’ll refund it.
Our products are made to order (we don’t run a warehouse), but in the rare case the size still isn’t right, we feel you. Contact us within 7 days and we’ll set up a size exchange for the same design in another size. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and we’ll cover shipping for the replacement.
Because we’re an on-demand service, returned items can’t go back into stock—so we donate returned goods to charity instead.
One exchange per product (same design).
To make knowledge and nerd humor part of the wardrobe. Every purchase helps make the world a bit more curious and less serious than we found it.
Thanks for helping.