Grab ’emCrop top
Crop top
Intellectual fraud. Expertly printed.
True to size. Free shipping $49+. Ships from the US.
The essentials
Description
“Every empire has its pressure points.”
– Cleopatra
The all-over crop top, done right.
Fit & feel: body-hugging, sharp, and comfortable—built to move with you.
Material: smooth microfiber (82% polyester, 18% spandex).
Stretch: four-way stretch for comfort and shape recovery.
Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²) (±5%)—substantial but flexible.
Construction: precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing.
Add a little edge to your wardrobe.
Size & returns
If your item is damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days—we’ll replace it at no cost. If a replacement isn’t possible, we’ll refund it.
Our products are made to order (we don’t run a warehouse), but in the rare case the size still isn’t right, we feel you. Contact us within 7 days and we’ll set up a size exchange for the same design in another size. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and we’ll cover shipping for the replacement.
Because we’re an on-demand service, returned items can’t go back into stock—so we donate returned goods to charity instead.
One exchange per product (same design).
Why we do this
To make knowledge and nerd humor part of the wardrobe. Every purchase helps make the world a bit more curious and less serious than we found it.
Thanks for helping.
“Every empire has its pressure points.”
– Cleopatra
The all-over crop top, done right.
Fit & feel: body-hugging, sharp, and comfortable—built to move with you.
Material: smooth microfiber (82% polyester, 18% spandex).
Stretch: four-way stretch for comfort and shape recovery.
Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²) (±5%)—substantial but flexible.
Construction: precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing.
Add a little edge to your wardrobe.
If your item is damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days—we’ll replace it at no cost. If a replacement isn’t possible, we’ll refund it.
Our products are made to order (we don’t run a warehouse), but in the rare case the size still isn’t right, we feel you. Contact us within 7 days and we’ll set up a size exchange for the same design in another size. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and we’ll cover shipping for the replacement.
Because we’re an on-demand service, returned items can’t go back into stock—so we donate returned goods to charity instead.
One exchange per product (same design).
To make knowledge and nerd humor part of the wardrobe. Every purchase helps make the world a bit more curious and less serious than we found it.
Thanks for helping.