I just brushed my teeth | S. de Beauvoir | Women's tee
Relaxed fit — true to size. Free shipping $75+. Ships from the US.
The essentials
Description
“Even though the romance was carefully staged, the testicles ended up brutaly betrayed.” – Sartre.
"If you feel such tragic, unbearable pain, why not call your favourite little student again" – Simone de Beauvoir
"C*nt." – Jean-Paul Sartre
"Pederast." – Simone de Beauvoir
This is the women’s t-shirt, perfected.
Fit & feel: relaxed fit that works anywhere—easy with denim, sharp under a jacket.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather blends include polyester).
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—lightweight, soft, and breathable.
Finish: pre-shrunk for a more consistent fit.
Construction: side-seamed with a classic crew neck.
Vibe: effortless. Versatile. Insanely comfortable.
Size & returns
If your item is damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days—we’ll replace it at no cost. If a replacement isn’t possible, we’ll refund it.
Our products are made to order (we don’t run a warehouse), but in the rare case the size still isn’t right, we feel you. Contact us within 7 days and we’ll set up a size exchange for the same design in another size. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and we’ll cover shipping for the replacement.
Because we’re an on-demand service, returned items can’t go back into stock—so we donate returned goods to charity instead.
One exchange per order (same design).
Why we do this
To make knowledge and nerd humor fashionable.
You’re helping make the world less serious.
Thanks.
“Even though the romance was carefully staged, the testicles ended up brutaly betrayed.” – Sartre.
"If you feel such tragic, unbearable pain, why not call your favourite little student again" – Simone de Beauvoir
"C*nt." – Jean-Paul Sartre
"Pederast." – Simone de Beauvoir
This is the women’s t-shirt, perfected.
Fit & feel: relaxed fit that works anywhere—easy with denim, sharp under a jacket.
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather blends include polyester).
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)—lightweight, soft, and breathable.
Finish: pre-shrunk for a more consistent fit.
Construction: side-seamed with a classic crew neck.
Vibe: effortless. Versatile. Insanely comfortable.
If your item is damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days—we’ll replace it at no cost. If a replacement isn’t possible, we’ll refund it.
Our products are made to order (we don’t run a warehouse), but in the rare case the size still isn’t right, we feel you. Contact us within 7 days and we’ll set up a size exchange for the same design in another size. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and we’ll cover shipping for the replacement.
Because we’re an on-demand service, returned items can’t go back into stock—so we donate returned goods to charity instead.
One exchange per order (same design).
To make knowledge and nerd humor fashionable.
You’re helping make the world less serious.
Thanks.