Oh, f**k | Oppenheimer | Unisex | Classic tee
True to size. Free shipping $75+. Ships from the US.
The essentials
Description
"Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. Fuck". – J. R. Oppenheimer
The classic tee, done right.
Fit & feel: it holds its shape, keeps its edges sharp, and layers perfectly for everyday wear.
Material: 100% cotton.
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)—substantial but breathable.
Designed to last: open-end yarn, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, reinforced with double seams at sleeves and hem.
Add a little edge to your wardrobe.
Size & returns
If your item is damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days—we’ll replace it at no cost. If a replacement isn’t possible, we’ll refund it.
Our products are made to order (we don’t run a warehouse), but in the rare case the size still isn’t right, we feel you. Contact us within 7 days and we’ll set up a size exchange for the same design in another size. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and we’ll cover shipping for the replacement.
Because we’re an on-demand service, returned items can’t go back into stock—so we donate returned goods to charity instead.
One exchange per order (same design).
Why we do this
To make knowledge and nerd humor fashionable.
You’re helping make the world less serious.
Thanks.
"Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. Fuck". – J. R. Oppenheimer
The classic tee, done right.
Fit & feel: it holds its shape, keeps its edges sharp, and layers perfectly for everyday wear.
Material: 100% cotton.
Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)—substantial but breathable.
Designed to last: open-end yarn, tubular knit, taped neck and shoulders, reinforced with double seams at sleeves and hem.
Add a little edge to your wardrobe.
If your item is damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days—we’ll replace it at no cost. If a replacement isn’t possible, we’ll refund it.
Our products are made to order (we don’t run a warehouse), but in the rare case the size still isn’t right, we feel you. Contact us within 7 days and we’ll set up a size exchange for the same design in another size. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and we’ll cover shipping for the replacement.
Because we’re an on-demand service, returned items can’t go back into stock—so we donate returned goods to charity instead.
One exchange per order (same design).
To make knowledge and nerd humor fashionable.
You’re helping make the world less serious.
Thanks.