Survive (Clean Ed.)Organic sweatshirt
Organic sweatshirt
Intellectual fraud. Expertly printed.
True to size. Free shipping $49+. Ships from the US.
The essentials
Description
“Thank you for your cooperation.”
— Joseph Stalin
An organic sweatshirt, done right.
Fit & feel: heavyweight, soft, and comfortable with a relaxed fit.
Material: 80% organic combed ring-spun cotton / 20% recycled polyester.
Fabric weight: 10.3 oz/yd² (350 g/m²)—thick, warm, and premium.
Interior: brushed fleece inside for extra comfort.
Sleeves: set-in sleeves for a relaxed, easy fit.
Ribbing: 1×1 rib at collar, cuffs, and hem for a clean, structured finish.
Designed to last: double-needle topstitching at hem, cuffs, and armholes, plus inside neck tape for comfort and longevity.
Detail: self-fabric half-moon at the back for a polished finish.
Certification: organic cotton certified under GOTS & OCS; recycled content certified under GRS.
Add a little edge to your wardrobe.
Size & returns
If your item is damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days—we’ll replace it at no cost. If a replacement isn’t possible, we’ll refund it.
Our products are made to order (we don’t run a warehouse), but in the rare case the size still isn’t right, we feel you. Contact us within 7 days and we’ll set up a size exchange for the same design in another size. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and we’ll cover shipping for the replacement.
Because we’re an on-demand service, returned items can’t go back into stock—so we donate returned goods to charity instead.
One exchange per product (same design).
Why we do this
To make knowledge and nerd humor part of the wardrobe. Every purchase helps make the world a bit more curious and less serious than we found it.
Thanks for helping.
“Thank you for your cooperation.”
— Joseph Stalin
An organic sweatshirt, done right.
Fit & feel: heavyweight, soft, and comfortable with a relaxed fit.
Material: 80% organic combed ring-spun cotton / 20% recycled polyester.
Fabric weight: 10.3 oz/yd² (350 g/m²)—thick, warm, and premium.
Interior: brushed fleece inside for extra comfort.
Sleeves: set-in sleeves for a relaxed, easy fit.
Ribbing: 1×1 rib at collar, cuffs, and hem for a clean, structured finish.
Designed to last: double-needle topstitching at hem, cuffs, and armholes, plus inside neck tape for comfort and longevity.
Detail: self-fabric half-moon at the back for a polished finish.
Certification: organic cotton certified under GOTS & OCS; recycled content certified under GRS.
Add a little edge to your wardrobe.
If your item is damaged, misprinted, or incorrect, contact us within 7 days—we’ll replace it at no cost. If a replacement isn’t possible, we’ll refund it.
Our products are made to order (we don’t run a warehouse), but in the rare case the size still isn’t right, we feel you. Contact us within 7 days and we’ll set up a size exchange for the same design in another size. Return shipping is paid by the customer, and we’ll cover shipping for the replacement.
Because we’re an on-demand service, returned items can’t go back into stock—so we donate returned goods to charity instead.
One exchange per product (same design).
To make knowledge and nerd humor part of the wardrobe. Every purchase helps make the world a bit more curious and less serious than we found it.
Thanks for helping.